[Verse 1]

Last month, there was an accident

A man who's doing taxes and he's bored

Super bored

Like really super bored

He turns on his game machine

But there's nothing that's on the screen

Confusion enters through him

So then he goes and

Blows the cartridge, puts it in

But nothing happens, tries again

Still nothing, only nothing

And now he's really mad

So he calls tech support

But they're no help of any sort

But then something happens

The console zaps him in

[Chorus]

Now he's in the game

He'll have to win to leave

But if he loses once

He's trapped eternally

Beating all the bosses

Collecting every coin

He's gonna need a 1-up

Or else he'll be destroyed

[Verse 2]

Halfway there from beating it

He's low on health, he's needing any help

Any help that he can even get

But he's not doing great

These spikes and pits and foes and crates aren't much

Aren't enough to keep him on his feet

Here comes a boss stage

No problem, this is one he's played before

Played before, he starts and then

He jumps and shoots and beats him up

He wins and then moves on to the next stage

The next stage, progress is being made

[Chorus]

Now he's in the game

He'll have to win to leave

But if he loses once

He's trapped eternally

Beating all the bosses

Collecting every coin

He's gonna need a 1-up

Or else he'll be destroyed

[Verse 3]

Here comes the very final boss

He's nervous now

He's never won before

He doesn't know who, he doesn't know how

The battle is immense

He fights so long for nights and days

On minimal health

He's able to strive and beat the game

[Chorus]

Now he beat the game

He's finally free

He fought the final boss

And now it's clear to see

He's mastered the game

From every single stage

Now victory is his

For him to come and take