[Verse 1]

Darling dearest

I see right through your ruse

Though incoherent

My words may be, might I muse?

You are laughing

You think you have the upper hand

And though my heart is thrashing

I see right through your plan

[Chorus]

The drink you have served to me, though it was delicious

I see it was malicious, my mistress

You think you can poison me?

I'll have you know that I simply must forbid it, forbid it

[Verse 2]

Mission successful

I sure do have you now

But you're still laughing

Not sure I reckon how

Oops! I just fainted (fainted)

But that's okay, I got a plan

Step one... (step one...)

Step one is to think of a plan

[Pre-Chorus]

The bones in my body now are all falling down

Now I'm on the ground, but I found you

Stuck in your place, contorting your face with laughter

It seems that you've been captured, with laughter

[Chorus]

The drink you have served to me, though it cleansed my palate

It hit me like a mallet, of malice

You think you can poison me?

I'll have you know that I simply won't allow it, allow it

[Bridge]

And while we're laughing

I'm slowly inching

Ever closer to the door

Ha ha, so funny (so funny)

Just pay no heed to what my voice is getting quieter for

[Pre-Chorus]

The prank you have played on me

Though it was quite funny

The drink needed some honey, oh honey

You think you can prank on me?

I'll have you see you will find yourself unlucky, you see

[Chorus]

The drink you have served to me, though you tried to kill me

It's really rather silly, oh really

You think you can poison me?

I'll have you know...

(Okay, never mind, the poison worked)

It worked!