(It all began on that fateful day)

(The day the sun disappeared)

[Verse 1]

I once was out sunbathing

One hot and summer day

Until, then, suddenly

The sun had gone away

The darkness creeping in

Blocking out the light

And what did I see

Shimmering in the night

[Verse 2]

That blasted giant rock

Had ruined my good tan

I knew in order to get my revenge

I would need a plan

I worked for many hours

Thinking of all the ways

I would get rid of that evil moon

And bring back the day

[Chorus]

I’m gonna blow it up

I’m gonna smash it to pieces

I’m gonna zap that rotten rock to smithereens

I’m gonna ‘splode it up

I’m gonna burn it to a crisp

Confound that awful moon for stealing all my sunbeams

[Verse 3]

At my local hardware store

Grabbing all the tools

Then off to thе gas station

To stock up on the fuel

Panels, wirеs, engines and pistons

A wonderful machine

A device that plays a part in

The greatest destruction you’ve ever seen

[Verse 4]

A rocketship to outer space

At last, it is complete

My plan is finally coming together

Revenge is oh so sweet

Some dynamite, some gasoline

A makeshift laser gun

Everybody better be watching now

Hey moon, here I come

[Chorus]

I’m gonna blow it up

I’m gonna smash it to pieces

I’m gonna zap that rotten rock to smithereens

I’m gonna ‘splode it up

I’m gonna burn it to a crisp

Confound that awful moon for stealing all my sunbeams

[Verse 5]

But was this the thing to do

To blow up the frickin’ moon

Was this a thing that needed to be done

Was I wrong all along

To sing this entire song

Was causing galactic crime really that fun?

[Verse 6]

Or maybe

This was just right for me

The moon just needed to go all this time

Well let’s go

I’m tired of stopping the show

Let’s blast this satellite out of the sky

[Chorus]

I’m gonna blow it up

I’m gonna smash it to pieces

I’m gonna zap that rotten rock to smithereens

I’m gonna ‘splode it up

I’m gonna burn it to a crisp

Confound that awful moon for stealing all my sunbeams

[Chorus]

I’m gonna blow it up

I’m gonna destroy it

It’s gonna be spectacular, just you wait and see

I’m gonna ‘splode it up

I’m gonna rid it of its life

The sky’s gonna finally shine and gleam

When I blow it up