Everyone Becomes A Problem Eventually

[Verse 1]

You fight too many battles on too many fronts

You plan to reach the top to be a massive cult

And love is nothing different than the games we play

Loose tongues can cost careers at the end of the day

I thought you were amazing, you don't do it for me

Because everyone's a problem eventually

Just tell yourself that every dick's a tick, won't go wrong

You want your cake and eat it coz you just like my songs

I should have never got embroiled with my kinky pc

I only ever loved you, not your еnemy

She took away my pain but gave it back to mе

Because I became a problem eventually

Come on everybody, dance two meters from me

This cop she was a flop not like you see on TV

You said you had a sex dream and it was about me

'Cos you're a fucking expert using CLT

And every a prick's a tick to that naughty pc

So I became the problem eventually

When you move against your rival finish them off

They're bound to come back at you and they'll have a good pop

You hurt me very badly when your plan went so wrong

That's why I'm writing to you via this little song

You made me love your **** but you never loved me

So I became your problem eventually

Let's Dance

Do the social distance

Stop

The moral to this story is buy CLT

To trick and use the people that you casually meet

Make sure when implementing that you never get caught

So keep your shallows smile take a leaf from my book

Eventually you went and did the dirty on me

Because I became your problem eventually

The last time that I saw you I had COVID-19

I never got to tell you why I've been like I've been

I should have watched Prime Suspect 1973

So stick to Johnny Vegas 'coz he lives down your street

It worked for you, you're ruthless, left his family

Because you became the problem eventually