Today I'm going to write about nothing

'Cause that's just what I want to feel

That's right, this song's about nothing

'Cause nothing's better than what's real

Today I'm going to sing about nothing

'Cause that's the only tune that resonates

A melody that goes nowhere

Does not depress or stimulate

Nothing could be better

Nothing could be divine

Nothing could be a welcome change 'cause

Nothing, no nothing's gonna be fine

This song I write is for no one

It wasn't even meant to be heard

It's lucky I guess that no one's listening 'cause

Nothing could bе more absurd

Nothing is the matter

Nothing thе matter at hand

Nothing would be a welcome change

'Cause nothing, no nothing's what I can stand

You say it's much ado that good things come to

Those who wait so I'm waiting

But nothing seems to be coming to me

It's lucky I guess 'cause that's just what I need

I'm living here in this nothing

And nothing's quite as it seems

But even nothing is something

Even if it's just the space that's in-between

Nothing is the matter

Nothing the matter at hand

Nothing would be a welcome change

'Cause nothing, no nothing's what I can stand