[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Yeah, son I bet you didn't remember me from fifth grade
Remember when you traded me that Japanese Suicune
For my phase one holographic Charizard?
Young motherfuckers don't forget when they get hustlеd that hard
(Ha, ha) You told me it was valuable
But now the atrocity committеd upon me is obvious and palpable
But I guess you should'a known-a who you fuckin' with
Bet you didn't know I'd grow up to be P-Rick
You see the thing about the P-Rick is he always gets back
I've had over 20 years to plan my mode of attack
So you threw me for a loop, huh?
Well now it's time you hear the truth, huh
So I rolled up to your place with the Lambo drippin' ice
Had your sister on the couch, she was drinkin' lemon ice (Huh)
I was 'boutta make a move, huh
But I felt a change in the mood, huh
'Cause your dad came in the room and then we locked eyes
And I caught him steal a glance at my soft ice
It was exactly in that moment I knew what I had to do
It was exactly in that moment I knew how I had to prove
[Pre-Chorus]
That you never ever fuck with the P-Rick (Never fuck with the P-Rick)
No, you never play the fool with the P-Rick
'Cause if you try to pull a fast one, I'mma have the last word
You fuck with me I bring it back, son
[Chorus]
Yeah I fucked your dad
Looks like I got the last word
'Cause I fucked your dad
Never try and pull a fast one
'Cause I'll fuck your dad
I know he likes it from the back, son
'Cause I fucked your dad
If you wanna mess with the P-Rick
Just know I'll fuck your dad
[Verse 2]
Call me Pokémon Master
I fucked your dad, taught him all the moves that he mastered
Lick, Power Whip, Zen Headbutt, and Hyper Beam
Call him Lickitung, 'cause your dad is a tongue machine
But fuckin' on your dad was lowkey rad
Easily the top ten guys I've ever had
Not that I fuck a lot of dudes, but I fuck a lot of dads
And your old man knows how to throw it back
Now I know your dad well, I got a peak at you
Now I know why you hustled me in grade school
'Cause your dick is short and thick like a Diglett
But mine's long and strong like an Onyx
So you tried to compensate by stealing Charizard (Ha)
Tried to leave me with a Suicune
It was exactly in that moment I knew what I had to do
It was exactly in that moment I knew how I had to prove
[Pre-Chorus]
That you never ever fuck with the P-Rick (Never fuck with him)
No, you never play the fool with the P-Rick (Never play the fool with him)
'Cause if you try to pull a fast one, I'mma have the last word
You fuck with me I bring it back, son
[Chorus]
Yeah I fucked your dad
Looks like I got the last word
'Cause I fucked your dad
Never try and pull a fast one
'Cause I'll fuck your dad
I know he likes it from the back, son
'Cause I fucked your dad
If you wanna mess with the P-Rick
Just know I'll fuck your dad
Looks like I got the last word
'Cause I fucked your dad
Never try and pull a fast one
'Cause I'll fuck your dad
I know he likes it from the back, son
'Cause I fucked your dad
If you wanna mess with the P-Rick
Just know I'll fuck your dad
[Outro]
Yeah I'll fuck your dad
You should'a known I'd fuck your dad
I'll fuckin' fuck your dad
Ah!
Ye
Ye ye yeet
Ye ye yeet
Ye ye yeet ye!
I chose you