[Intro]

Dear Santa

This year has been challenging for me

And I feel like

I haven't accomplished anything

Billie dropped a platinum album

At 17

Meanwhile I'm living in my parents' basement

At 23

I'll keep my wishlist short this year

Just one thing

The same one as last year

They say

Be careful

There's a downside

I don't care

Fuck off

Just make me famous

[Verse]

So that's how it all began

Just wishing for an end to existential dread

And I figured

Fame and money

That should do the trick

And it sorta did

I guess

But Santa overshot the mark a little bit

I'vе kept my wishlist short that year

Just one thing

And Santa madе me have it

But he warned me that I don't quite understand yet

Just try not to get too high

Off of your new life

My dear son

And if it gets too much to

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Shut up old timer

I got this

That of course was bullshit

[Pre-Chorus]

And now I can't get enough of anything

Fuck

[Chorus]

I want my

White Christmas

Snorted off your breast

Sweet presents

Codein and Kool-Aid

Let me be a trainwreck

Sounds like hell of a lot more fun to me

Than dying of boredom

[Bridge]

Driving home for Christmas

Oh I can't wait to see their dumbass fucking faces

Couple of Grammys in the front

Porn star girlfriend in the trunk

Or was it the other way around

I'm fucking wasted

Oh that's a tree

It seems that very likely

You fool

This gifted life was brought to an untimely end

Yeah we warned you

Should I have burned this fucking wishlist

Was it worth it

Yeah was it worth it

[Chorus]

White Christmas

Snorted off your breast

Sweet presents

Codein and Kool-Aid

Let me be a trainwreck

Sounds like hell of a lot more fun to me

Than dying of boredom

[Outro]

It might have been worth it

Not perfect

If you put in some work

It could be worth it

How about slowing down with the drugs

Not perfect

If you put in some work

How about slowing down with the drugs

Merry Christmas everybody