Enchanted Bow

By Pathfinder

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To the village near the mineshaft rode a admin one fine day

Hardly spoke to players around him, didn't have too much to say

No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to pvp

The admin there among them had a enchanted bow on his hip

Enchanted bow on his hip

It was early in the morning when he rode into the town

He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around

"He's an admin loose and flying'", came a whisper from each lip

"And he's here to do some business with a enchanted bow on his hip

Enchanted bow on his hip"

In this town there lived a greifer by the name of Minecraft Steve

Many players had tried to take him and that many players were dead

He was vicious and a griefer, though a youth of twelve

The stacks of TNT numbered one and nineteen more

One and nineteen more

Now the admin started talkin' made it plain to players around

Was an admin on the server, wouldn't be too long in game

He was here to ban a griefer alive or maybe dead

And he said it didn't matter that he was after Minecraft Steve

After Minecraft Steve

Wasn't long before this story was relayed to Minecraft Steve

But the griefer didn't worry, men who tried to ban before were griefed

Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip

Twenty one would be the admin with the enchanted bow on his hip

Enchanted bow on his hip

Now the morning passed so quickly and it was time for them to meet

It was past my bedtime when they walked out to the hub

Players were watchin' from their windows

Everybody held their breath

They knew this handsome admin was about to get his house griefed

About to get griefed

There were 20 blocks between them

When they stopped to make their play

And the swiftness of the admin still talked about today

Minecraft steve had not equipped tnt when an arrow fairly ripped

And the admins aim was deadly, with the enchanted bow on his hip

Enchanted bow on his hip

It was over in a moment and the crowd all gathered 'round

There before them lay the items of the griefer on the ground

Oh, he might have went unbanned but he made one fatal slip

When he tried to match the admin with the enchanted bow on his hip

Enchanted bow on his hip

Enchanted bow, Enchanted bow

Oh he tried to match the ranger with the enchanted bow on his hip

Enchanted bow on his hip