(Intro: Patbitch)

Behehe, It’s Patbitch, and I’m back with a disstrack

You guys still can't do shit to me, all you do is shat!

Fuck BOTH OF THE EMINEMS, you guys aren’t rap gods

I’m not fucking fat but you guys are Rap Frauds!

(Verse: Patbitch)

Boom Bap? Heh, more like Boom Crap!

You’re as expired as Lil Wolfie, you don’t know how to rap

With all your shit lines and your shit flow

Like a fucking creeper, your ass is about to blow

All you are is a dick, let me call you Spongedick

Cause you’re actin’ like a bitch and on the floor you will shit

They call you slim shady, but you actin like a slim lady

Your lady is slim but I think that she might have rabies

You’re gonna lose yourself and you’ll make a shit recovery

Get back to relapsing, and now I’ve made a discovery

You’re a fucking mommas boy but now she’s gonna sue you

Cause you’re a dumb bitch who just takes lotsa large poos!

Speakin’ about poos, can you stop rapping about that?

It’s kind of ironic cause you are such a piece of shat, You’re

Just such a piece of shit, You’re so terrible at rap

Everybody loves Patbitch and I’m ready to fap

Sick of your fat shits and your fuckin ugly tits so here’s an idea, how ‘bout we talk about it. (talk about it.)

I’m sick of your lotta nigs and keepin them in the fields, you know that’s kinda racist so lets talk about it. (talk about it.)

Sick of your Declining and all your damn Whining, lemme call you Wolfie, but he won't talk about it. (talk about it.)

Sick of your bullshit and your goddamn random crits so let’s have a diss duel and rap about it

(rap about it.)

There’s really something you really need to know, Shady

You’re acting kind of shady, you probably rape babies

You sick nasty fuck, what the hell is wrong with you

I’ll rape your daughter when she’s taking a poo!

(Outro: Patbitch)

Call this shit Kamikaze cause all of you guys are bombing

Call you my fucking dick cause it seems that you’re dropping

You’re just making shit and that you’re also taking

You know It’s Patbitch and I’ll be fucking flaming!

You guys won't be alive, cause with this diss you have cried

Noone at your funeral except me, cause Imma die

With my cock, yes that’s right, semen is flying fast

What are you gonna do, rap frauds, you fucking fads!