(Intro: Patbitch)

Behehehe, It’s Patbitch, ready to rap

This is my first single, rapping on this track

You already know I’m fuckin ready to fap

All of you guys ain’t shit to me, all you do is shat!

(Verse 1: Patbitch)

I’m motherfucking Patbitch, rapping with my homies

Think you got a big dick? Motherfucker, go and show me

I’m the best in the world so try and fucking fight me

One and only Patbitch, don’t even dare to try me

Lil Wolfie is expired and now he’s eating shit

They call me fucking god cause now I’m squeezing the tits

That fucking yummy pussy, you know I wanna lick

You can’t compare to me and my homie Spongedick (bahaha)

I live in Bikini Bottom, granted the power from King Neptune

Sit on yo asscheeks and watch some good ass looney toons

You’re a fucking hillbilly now catch up on my crotch

I’m a fucking rap god, like Nigward, I use my gun and pop

(Verse 2: Patbitch)

Try and shit a baby just to see that you can’t do it

Spread some cummies in your tummy and poo in it

Drowning in this pussy as if it were the fucking Nile

I’m gonna fuck your dad and I’m gonna fuck a child

Dominos Pizza is litty like some man titties

Im above your dick cause it’s really looking shitty

What if I slammed a dick down and made it very fit

Just like this track, your dads corpse is super lit

I just made a wooden door, youre a fucking whore

Bite of 87, bitch, let me see that lore

This is the end of my song, I hope you liked it

Behehehe, now it’s time to squeeze Ashleys tits