You should have seen me last nightwhen I fell down laughing and I stumbled down a flight of metal stairs

I went crashing through the window at the VFW hall

And tumbled over a pile of metal chairs

Then I cussed out my girlfriend and I, felt up her mom

I wrecked my car and I think I bruised my spine

Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin

I always have myself a real good time

I got drunk a stole a boat out of the, Edgewater Yacht Club doing 90 miles an hour right to the bay

I sunk her out by Buckeye Point and walked on into town

Tore up someone's flowers on my way

Then I barged into the Crew's Nest and I threw up on the rug

I slapped that hostess on her big behind

Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin

I always have myself a real good time

I talk dirty to the waitress and I never leave a tip

But I leave her my roaches in the guacamole dip

Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin

I always have myself a real good time

Well, I'm going out tonight, I'm gonna, tie on a good one

Does anybody here wanna go out drinkin with me!?

I'll take you to this biker bar where we can kick some ass

And a gay bar where we'll get our drinks for free

We'll do shooters of tequila and a case of beer apiece

We'll wash it down with a gallon of cheap wine

Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin

I always have myself a real good time

I like to do my late night drinkin in those smoky sleazy bars

Then go out in the parking lot and piss on all the cars

Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin

I always have myself a real good time

Gimme that wine

I'm feelin so fine