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This just in, bad luck in the neighborhood

Strange occurrences have plagued the area over the last few days

Rolling blackouts and bags mysteriously disappearing have been reported

Many neighbors suspect that these were linked to neighborhood newcomers: art collective grouptherapy

However, a police investigation proved that these claims are unfounded

Whether or not thesе oddities have anything to do with grouptherapy.'s arrival, it seems as though thеy won't be stopping anytime soon

This may be our new normal

This is Cronenberg Jean Matthews Carter reporting live

Back to you, Allen

Well, there goes the neighborhood