Yeah there you go...

[Verse 1: Pariah]

Drew as a young droog used to be a panty drooper

Nowadays the dude's a scrooge who smokes stoog's in a stupor

I remember it first threw me for a loop or

Screwed with my usual views of him as super

His mood was rude, sometimes lewd; he had that attitude

That's when I realized, he was just a rattled shrewd

I remember back I never tattled on you

Even when we spit, tit for tat, had some spats

I always had ya back and you always had mine

Showed me the rules, the facts, all the lines

So now when I shine, you shine, but all in due time

I hope you don't mind, but I had to write it down in rhyme

Maybe the riddle spit'll get a dime or a diamond mine

This mind of mine, influence by the foolish times

You and I, used to do stupid shit

Two rude youth doofuses who look uncouth in suits or glitz

Hollarin' out, 'You's a bitch!'

But pulled through for dude in a pinch

I remember my first malt liquor sips

Pinched lips like I licked ick licorice

Lit little spliffs, not puffs but 'piffs'

Lungs sufferin

Lord I was an ugly kid, knuckle's skid, pulled butter tricks

We didn't deserve our mother's kiss

I remember my first rubber gift

You told me not to love her but of course I did

Love turned sordid; you and I were rolled and tipped tortoises

Well shit

Thank god this life is just a rabbit sprint

Wonderin' where our taxi went? I have to laugh at it

That's just a batch of happy accidents

We just have to half-ass this shit and haven't yet

Tsk tsk, desist with this shit or I'll smack you kid

Since six, parents convinced that this kid's immaculate

Skiddin' by the hair on our chinny chins

Wit a friendly grin, I'll see you at the finish kid

At the podium

Souls coursin' wit endorphins and pourin' up potions

Forcin' foes to forfeit

So let's toast to this and hope it goes according to plan

I'll see you at the end again my friend...