There's hierarchy in them thar hills

And he has his position

Got a role to play, (but not too big)

An OMEGA CODED mission

He's the cheapest model in his range

And no-one wants to know his name

He's the cheapest model in his range

And no-one wants one that plain

There's a finery he can't achieve

Influential "old boys' clubs"

Follows orders to the letters of the law

But the results are always snubbed

Stupidity in them thar hills

And he's some country hick

Got no words to say that they could need to hear

Or even listen, take your pick!

He's the cheapest model in his range

And no-one wants to know his name

He's the cheapest model in his range

And no-one wants one that plain