Toadstool girls

And frog-legged guys

I am a voyeur, buddy

Dead fish in his eyes

I was the president

But I won’t go to hell

Don’t make me heaven-sent, buddy

Strung up like a bell

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring

And this frog can’t meditate, buddy

And he’ll never die

Catch dead fish and roam the river

For all of time

And we can’t save those people

But it’s fun to look

And I could escape their river

If I could just shut up

The ring, ring, ring, ring, ring

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring