[Intro- Playboi Harrison and Paperboy]

Give me shlop, give me shlop

Harrison shut the fuck up

Nooo

[Verse 1]

David Hasselhof, you pussies is wave watchin'

Find me out night look down and im always rockin'

Air Force Ones, he got a gun, she got some gums, I put it in for fun

Yum, flow so delicious

Make you wanna kiss it

Now there's a hissy fit

About who made their daddies buy the jeepin'

Im sick and tired of all this braindead speakin'

Shes throwing up Corona like shes seasick

Last thing she says is can I get some penis?

Fellas, theres only one thing to do

Dispose of that bitch like she got the damn flu

Maybe stay on the damn sidewalk

Or get sprayed down like a full can of Lysol

Legend has it, hes a freckle faced freak

When angered he puts his foes straight to sleep like lights out

Good night sleep tight

Just make sure you dont let the pussy boys bite

Huh that man is an asshole

Heard he shoots dice with his boys in a castle

Get it cracking like some knuckles

Can't walk without bursting everybodys bubble

They didn't know his fate was luck filled

Can't pick a dime choose between the red or the blue pill

Spit flames like a dragon on a hot grill

Maybe thats why they say his rhymes are so ill

Rush to your head, might need a fucking advil

Find him in the bins of the avondale goodwill

You can say that all these rappers got green thumbs

Reuse reduce and recycle the same songs

Dont believe me go to your nearest landfill

Find a goofy mumble rapper searching for a few pills

They say im annoying like a tax bill

But i'm 'bout as rare as a two dollar bill

Find me at my home watching kill bill

Shoutout to the only Kennett rapper, my main Phil

Framiliarize yourself with my music

Guarantee you'll look about half less stupid

It could also be a little therapeutic

Helping all the people that are tad bit clueless

Some even question if he's human

Spit a verse like a slimy spit ball of mucus

Diss me end up with a few bruises

Mind if I ask, what hell is in this fluid?

Now before I make my grand exit

Leave these rhymes on your plate, eat up your breakfast