Fake AJ

By Papatherapper

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HARVARD KILLLERRR!!!

You the man!

But what am I

If I kill the killer?

Trynna bust a joke

Saying you a student like us

We all know you’re broke

Pulling faces like Henry

Eyebrows bendy -

Should’ve been a clown

All you do is frown

Acting like you went to Brown uni

After this you’ll be left loopy

You’re a doctor’s pet

Tryna afford rent

But you’re a doctor’s pet

No one heard of you before Kent

Next time you stop my soccer heads

I’ll leave you as sleepy as Nat

We all know you used to eat lead

Like a dumb brat

Doctor’s pet

Tryna afford rent

But you’re a doctor’s pet

No one heard of you before Kent

You’re a chem teacher

With no chemistry, with anyone

Committing sophistry

You probably believe in Wing Chun

Belong in St Mungo’s

Think you’re Jesse James -

I’m just being tame

Even... Danguer is writhing in his grave