Isn't it weird?

Isn’t it strange?

Isn't it weird?

Weirdly strange

Isn't it weird?

Weirdly strange

One day in Sheffield

The next in the employee benefit exchange

Good Friday and gangster signs

Head of physics, I’ve made it big time!

Research this, research that

I'm the one who put Sheffield on a map

The chaps are failing at everything

It's so good, I'm feasting with the kings!

Isn't it weird?

Isn't it strange?

Isn't it weird?

Isn't it strange?

Isn’t it weird?

Weirdly strange

Isn’t it strange?

Isn't it weird?

We’re all made of the same carbon stuff

Need a gel to bake out this dandruff

Terrorism, I'm feeling quite numb

Grades are down way, the future's glum

Yeah, yeah

How can it be, there's two Alidis?

I’m feel… I'm num… Am I making sense?

How did we underachieve?

Blame it on triangles and that Spanish rascal

Yeah, I fumbled

Yeah, I flopped

But at the end of the day -

So did your mocks