Well, I always imagined myself at a nice university

Where I could entertain and sing a ditty

But here I am left in the benefits line

Now I once liked Double-U Ay and I loved my time there

Did my best to work and care

But that all came to an end when they gave me a 29

Well they must have thought that it was quite a joke

To watch my life burn and see me broke

Guess I have to turn to a life of crime

Went around the rough, cold streets

Jumped over counters just to get some meat

I tell ya, life ain’t easy when you’re predicted 29

I had to toughen up, had to learn to buck

As my heart got colder, I had to learn to shoulder

What it meant to do my time

I knew I’d need to go to that road again

But for- for now, I was too tired, lodged at an inn

Thought I must get a little trim

Walked in and said hello to PC Singh

Felt the chill as I waved at ol’ Jinping

There was that dirty, foul dog that predicted me 29

I knew that snake from his computer

Walking around like a mangy neuter

I knew that mug in his evil eye

He was grizzly and fat and that was that

Tapped him over the shoulder and I said:

“My name is 29

Hope you’re fine

Now you’re gonna die.”

Hehe

Yeah, that’s what I told him

I did the shuffle and clubbed him on the head

Threw my spinning kick and he went down

But as a trick, Matless knocked me down with a cookie

I busted a chair right across their teeth

Cursed him as we crashed through the wall and into the street

It seems the beef, was finally beefed

I stood up to shoot him stiff

They started laughing and me, I was miffed

Looked to tell me something

They said “son, we knew the 29 would motivate you

Make you work harder and in the end, it was worth it

Even if we’d be a martyr. With these grades, you gotta get tough or die.”

Yeah, what do I do? What could I do?

I got all choked up, stabbed them, their liver shut

And came away with a different point of view

You know, when I think about it, now and then

If I were them, what would I predict and in fact

I think I’d predict… 30 or 31, anything but 29!