MY MOM WAS…BEATINGMYASS

IASKED HER…TO STOOP

PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE

WITHCHERRIESONTOOOP

I WAS A-BOUT

TO GO ON VA-CA-TION

BUT I GOT A MIGRANE

BECAUSE OF DEHYDRATION

MY LITTLE BROTHER WANTED

A GAMEABOUT KILLER BEEEAAAN

UNFORTANATLEY HE FOUND OUT

IT WAS ONLY ON STEEAAAAAAM

*music*

SO HE POUNDED HIS SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEN

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN

MEEELLTEEED

SO HIS FATHER MADE SURE

I WAS BELTED

That means being beat by a belt bozo)

I WAS BACK-STABBED

ON 2-FORT

BY A SPY MAIN

WHO DIDN’T HAVE HIS PASS-PORT

AND IM ON LIFE SUPPOOOORT

WAS THAT THE

BITE OF EIGHTY SE-VEN

THE SCOUT TF2

WENT TO HEAVEN

(look it up)

MY BALLS ARE

ASBIGASABO-ZO

HOWEVERNOTNEARLY

ASBIG AS MY BIG-TOOOE

I THREW A CHAIR

AT THE-WINDOW

THE CHAIR BROKE

OH NO

I WAS AT

WAAL-MAART

AND I SAW SOME-THING

THAT MADE ME FART

THE PERSON NEXT TO ME

LOOKED AT ME WIERD

THE ONLY VI-A-BLE OPTION

WAS TO RIP OFF HIS BEEEARD