[Verse 1]

Half-assed for most his life

Done nothing but stand

He talks big 'cause he's so small

So no one would give him a hand

The kind of guy that would steal your cash

And buy a burning house

Then call you up and invite you in

And jerk you off with a sandpapered hand

[Chorus]

I'd leave him physically crippled

Without a leg to stand

I'd throw that trash away

Because a runt like that is piss in the wind

My fists will be the decider

I wasn't raised a fool

I'd stomp his ass for free

Because a punk like that is piss in the wind

[Post-Chorus]

Piss in the wind

[Verse 2]

A go-getter who ain't got none

A legend in his mind

Always the one to invite himself

And then gets left behind

Someone must've clipped his balls

Or wiped his ass all his life

A self-centered procrastinator

Attention seeker who's got nothing at all

[Chorus]

I'd leave him physically crippled

Without a leg to stand

I'd throw that trash away

Because a runt like that is piss in the wind

My fists will be the decider

I wasn't raised a fool

I'd stomp his ass for free

Because a punk like that is piss in the wind

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

I'd leave him physically crippled

Without a leg to stand

I'd throw that trash away

Because a runt like that is piss in the wind

My fists will be the decider

I wasn't raised a fool

I'd stomp his ass for free

Because a punk like that is piss in the wind

[Outro]

Piss in the wind

Piss in the wind

Piss in the wind

Piss in the wind