Released on March 8, 1993

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[Verse 1]

There's a few straight guys I know

They wanna know who plays the woman's role

I shake my head and say it's not like that

Some guys have the imagination of a doormat

Our roles are not cast in stone

We trade off getting boned


[Chorus]

'Cause we're versatile

We're versatile

We're versatile


[Verse 2]

There's a few straight guys I've known

There's a few straight guys I've blown

They like women and make sure you don't forget it

But they've got a burning desire to get it

They wanna know how taking it feels

Like Pete Townshend when he revealed


[Chorus]

He's versatile

He's versatile

He's versatile


[Instrumental]


[Verse 3]

There's a few straight guys I know

Tired of the traditional roles

There's nothing like a good vibrator

To jump-start a bored masturbator

Maybe a dildo would enrich their lives

They could explain to their girlfriends and wives


[Chorus]

They're versatile

They're versatile

They're versatile

They're versatile

They're versatile

They're versatile