[Verse 1: Jon Ginoli & Calvin Johnson]

We got married in a fever

Hotter than a pepper sprout

We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson

Ever since the fire went out

[Chorus: Jon Ginoli, Calvin Johnson]

I'm goin' to Jackson

I'm gonna mess around (Yeah)

'Cause I'm goin' to Jackson

Lookout Jackson town

[Verse 2: Calvin Johnson, Jon Ginoli]

Well, go on down to Jackson

Go ahead and wreck your health (Hm)

Go play your hand, you big talkin' man

Make a big fool of yourself

[Chorus: Calvin Johnson, Jon Ginoli]

Yeah, yeah, go to Jackson

And go comb that hair

I'm gonna snowball Jackson

Go ahead and see if I care

[Verse 3: Jon Ginoli, Calvin Johnson]

When I get into that city

People gonna stoop and bow (Uh-huh)

All them young men gonna make me

Teach 'em what they don't know how

[Chorus: Jon Ginoli, Calvin Johnson]

I'm goin' to Jackson

You turn a loose of my coat

'Cause I'm goin' to Jackson

"Goodbye," that's all she wrote

[Instrumental]

[Verse 4: Calvin Johnson, Jon Ginoli]

We'll I've had you in Jackson (I doubt it)

And I'll be dancin' on a pony keg

They'll lead you around that town

Like a scolded hound

With your tail tucked 'tween your legs

[Chorus: Calvin Johnson, Jon Ginoli]

Yeah, yeah, go to Jackson

You big talkin' man

And I'll be waitin' there in Jackson

Behind my gay ban plan

[Verse 1: Jon Ginoli & Calvin Johnson]

We got married in a fever

Hotter than a pepper sprout

We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson

Ever since the fire went out

[Chorus: Jon Ginoli & Calvin Johnson]

Goin' to Jackson

And that's a natural fact

We're goin' to Jackson

[Outro: Jon Ginoli & Calvin Johnson]

Ain't never comin' back

Ain't never comin' back

Ain't never comin' back

Ain't never comin' back