[Intro: Jon Ginoli]

I'm a...

[Verse 1: Jon Ginoli]

...cocksucking faggot, a flaming faggot

A fuck bunny, fruitcake, cum superdeli, homo

Uncle Walt, Auntie Mame, little sissy pansy

Fudge-packing butt pirate, drag queen, hairdresser

Interior decorator, pervert, pornographer

Sodomite, sex fiend, mincing, limpy-wrist

Scat-nosed poof prince, a resident of Castro

[Chorus: Jon Ginoli]

And president of the United States of Love

Said president of the United States of Love

[Verse 2: Jon Ginoli, Chris Freeman]

If you ask me to dinner, you'd better feed me!

Honeydew, penne pasta, goat cheese, herbal tea

Some Perrier (So you say!), some quiche lorraine (So you say!)

Focaccia (So you say!), radicchio (So you say!)

If you don't watch out, this boogeyman will get you

Boo, yeah, boo, yeah

[Outro: Jon Ginoli]

So you say