[Verse 1]

I remain calm

In almost every situation

And I'm weirdly attracted to intelligence

This year, I really want to travel

Visit every city in every country, in every continent

I can run backwards really quickly

Dating me is like dating a rock

And what if I told you

I geek out on nature? I mean

How can you not?

[Chorus]

(Simple pleasures) Netflix, chill

(Simple pleasures) Sunday, dinner

(Simple pleasure) Cheese, cake

(Simple pleasures) Clean sheets

[Verse 2]

Surf in the summer

Snowboard in the winter

And I golf a little in between

I go crazy for Fosters (Beer, food, rugby)

I geek out on World War Two history

This is my jam, I listen to audio memoirs in the car

Hasta la vista, baby (Hasta la vista, baby)

And I've got unusual skills

Gin making, guitar crafting, cooking and cleaning

Loads of stuff (Loads of stuff)

[Chorus]

(Simple pleasures) Netflix, chill

(Simple pleasures) Sunday, dinner

(Simple pleasures) Cheese, cake

(Simple pleasures) Clean sheets

(Simple pleasures) Sun, sea

(Simple pleasures) Wine, coffee

(Simple pleasures) Peace, quiet

Star Wars

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]

All I ask is that you be honest and true

Be yourself, more action, less talk

Start the conversation

Be different

Be sexy

Have ADHD

Give me travel tips for Italy

Speak French to my dog

Have a decent ass

Be reasonable

A sceptic, a critical thinker

And we'll get along if you can actually make me laugh