[Intro]

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

[Verse 1]

Okay, picture this

So I'm looking in the mirror

And I'm looking fit as fuck

I'm off out to meet the girls

Just for one (Yeah right)

I don't feel like accessorising

Tonight I just need the essentials (Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss)

So I'm getting my shit together

Got some brand new jeans on

They're perfectly fitted

They're stone wash

And straight leg

And my ass is looking fat

But my hand glides right on by

Flush where a pocket should be

No nooks, no dips

Not a cranny or a crevice to be seen

I'm streamlined, I'm fast as fuck

I'm smooth like a dolphin, I'm aerodynamic

I'd give Micheal Phelps a run for his money in these jeans

He couldn't catch me

So I guess it has its perks

Being pocketless

Making jeans without them remains a mystery

And tonight I kinda wanted to be hands free

[Pre-Chorus]

Got my vape in my bra

Drink in my hand

Got no pockets remember?

'Cause I'm not a man

I'm not talking about jeggings

I'm talking proper denim

[Chorus]

I've got change, I want change

I've got change, I want change

I've got change, I want change (Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss)

I've got change, I want change (Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss)

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

[Verse 2]

Like how much more fabric did they need

The offcuts could'a done it

The trouble it took for them to fake it with some stitching

Could've easily sewn me in a little something

But no, no pockets for me I guess

I'll just, I dunno always carry a bag

[Pre-Chorus]

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

[Chorus]

I've got change, I want change

I've got change, I want change

I've got change, I want change (Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss)

I've got change, I want change (Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss)

[Outro]

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss