[Intro]
Guys, I ache, I can hardly walk
I just shoved two crumpets down my throat
Walking to work, I am in not a good way
Also I just looked out in the back garden, I feel like someone's broken the washing line
[Verse 1]
Hang me up, peg me out
My head is spinning, baby
I’ll give you something to talk about
So the cycle's finished
But if you wouldn't mind
Don’t leave me high and dry
On the washing line
Don't leave me high and dry
On the washing line
Don't leave me high and dry
On the washing line
[Chorus]
'Round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round
My feet are hanging ten feet off the ground
Am I supposed to find this funny? I don’t think so
You should leave bеfore today becomes tomorrow
[Verse 2]
Swinging by for onе
Only a flying visit
So get your phones and your cameras
You don’t wanna miss this
Half a bottle down
Cheeks are feeling flushed
It was the washing line
I didn't fall, I was pushed
I’m tangled up, I've fallen down
You're all laughing at me
While I'm on the ground
Half a bottle down
Cheeks are feeling flushed
It was the washing line
I didn’t fall, I was pushed
[Chorus]
Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster
And the ground is getting closer, closer, closer
I only came outside to take you for a spin
And it's funny, so why the hell are you not laughing?
[Post-Chorus]
I said it's funny, so why the hell are you not laughing?
I said it's funny, so why the hell are you not laughing?
[Bridge]
Things are getting strange
Little more peculiar
Are you out of your mind?
What the hell are you doing here?
Things are getting strange
Little more peculiar
Are you out of your mind?
What the hell are you doing here?
Things are getting strange
Little more peculiar
Are you out of your mind?
What the hell are you doing here?
Things are getting strange
Little more peculiar
Are you out of your mind?
What the hell are you doing here?
[Chorus]
Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster
And the ground is getting closer, closer, closer
I only came outside to take you for a spin
And it's funny, so why the hell are you not laughing?