The Closer

By P∅17

Released on February 14, 2017

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"When Mexico sends its people...they're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists"

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity"

"“I talk to a lot of Democrats about that. They’re like, ‘But it’s freezing, and then it’s hot!’ And I’m like, ‘Yeah, it’s called weather. That’s what happens.’”

"Donald Trump just has always elevated women to the highest echelons."

"Well, but he doesn’t hurl personal insults."

"U.S. Constitution is under attack from Fundamentalist Islam and Sharia"

"Obama has consistently sided with the jihad force"

"Why are we letting these terrorists into our country is the question"

"Islam is not peaceful and comfortable religion. Islam is a totalitarian, violent, intolerant religion."

Time for the world to know what we are, guys....


[Verse 1: PØ17]

Let's get it going guys, time to check your calendar

Today's the day we put on a better show than Rowan Gallagher

We'll burn our foes out by striking a lighter

And burn the gas before you can say "FIRE!!!"

First things first, let's open up the Folder

And take out a leaf from Mo the Closer

'Cause we gonna rip the Foes with a nice hard cutter

And use Supa Hot Fire to melt 'em like butter

Up first, we bring up the dickhead, Mr. Hannity

Dictionary, look him up, he's the picture for insanity

Stay right here, boy, you ain't going out easy

We ain't dropping you out like you did at Adelphi

Got Gingrich on the show, he has his head

Far up his ass, and it's poisoned with lead

Following the bitch Cristina Laila on Twitter

You're lucky that P∅17 ain't your babysitter

Otherwise, I'd light you up like a light

I'd go Ali on you, and you'd die in the fight

I can't want to see your face when you die of shock

When you realize Trump's times ticking' off the clock

*tick* *tock* *tick* *tock*


[Verse 2: PØ17]

Up next on the block is Cristina Laila

If I knew the right people, I would ship her to Venezuela

Making up shit about Muslims and Sharia

But she looks like a slut that gives dudes gonorrhea

1915 is right on her mouth

But it looks like she's taking a big dick in the mouth

Get rid of that bitch, she's nothing but a witch

When we're done with this track, she'll need more than one stitch

One last thing, bitch, I got a message for you:

I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you

Now, on to Ann Coulter, let's get through this in a hurry

She looks like she got last in the Kentucky Derby

Nothing but a xenophobic homophobic scarecrow

Looking like Big Bird on too much tobacco


[DJ Synonym Roll]

PØ17!


[PØ17]

Don't worry, bro, you'll get your turn


[Verse 3: PØ17]

Now we got the crybaby Tomi Lahren

She don't fuck with anything that comes from a foreign

Calling Black Lives Matter the new Ku Klux Klan

And dissin on Kap for refusing to stand

Listen up bitch, please get off the Blaze

Before I give you a right hook like old Woody Hayes