Why oh why must other people's stuff

Always seem just kinda dirty

That guy applied that lost and found Chapstick

A waiter with bad breath

He dropped your chilled pickle in hot sand

I want you to do

What you want to do

It’s cute how you assume

Your experience of the world is the world

My oh my asked me to love muck into my hair and face

Sniff my fingers all day

The stop sign's white

Looks green next to fresh snow

And I need to eat your goo

My horoscope always trumps world news

Why oh why

I want you to want

What I want you to do

You're stupid to assume

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