[Chorus]

I don’t understand, how do I get to Japan?

Rent a minivan, drive to all the foreign lands

Goodbye uncle Sam, I am out to Japan

Ah man

I don’t understand, how do I get to Japan?

Rent a minivan, drive to all the foreign lands

Goodbye uncle Sam, I am out to Japan

Ah man

I don’t understand, how do I get to Japan?

Rent a minivan, drive to all the foreign lands

Goodbye uncle Sam, I am out to Japan

Ah man

I don’t understand, how do I get to Japan?

Rent a minivan, drive to all the foreign lands

Goodbye uncle Sam, I am out to Japan

Ah man

I don’t understand, how do I get to Japan?

Rent a minivan, drive to all the foreign lands

Goodbye uncle Sam, I am out to Japan

Ah man

[Outro]

Ah man I need to go hang myself up by a tree

‘Til like еverybody sees that, maybe I was nevеr meant for this