[Chorus]

Everybody wanna kill me today (Oh-oh, oh-oh)

Everybody wanna kill Steve today (Oh, oh-oh)

To them I'm an abomination (Oh-oh, oh-oh)

Vomiting when they all see my face (Oh, oh-oh)

Hope I'll see the day (Oh-oh, oh-oh)

Everyone's opinions will change (Oh, oh-oh)

Or I'll get away (Oh-oh, oh-oh)

Throw myself up on a private plane (Oh, oh-oh)

[Verse]

Go get 'em, go get me

I'm sitting in the bathroom, lonely

I'm carrying a hatchet on me

I'm keeping it for the day it all goes down

I'm giving it all up for you

Regardless of whatever you do

I really just adore you

It'd be dumb to ignore you

Tell me where I can find you

I'll be there quarter past two

Sit and wait for you

[Chorus]

Everybody wanna kill me today (Oh-oh, oh-oh)

Everybody wanna kill Steve today (Oh, oh-oh)

To them I'm an abomination (Oh-oh, oh-oh)

Vomiting when they all see my face (Oh, oh-oh)

Hope I'll see the day (Oh-oh, oh-oh)

Everyone's opinions will change (Oh, oh-oh)

Or I'll get away (Oh-oh, oh-oh)

Throw myself up on a private plane (Oh, oh-oh, a ghost)

[Outro]

Kill Stephen, kill, kill Stephen (Ooh-ooh)

Kill Stephen, kill, kill Stephen

Kill him, drill him, throw him off a building (Kill Stephen, kill, kill Stephen; Ooh-ooh)

I can't stand him, someone kill Stephen (Kill Stephen, kill, kill Stephen)

Kill him, drill him, throw him off a building (Kill Stephen, kill, kill Stephen; Ooh-ooh; Oh shit, a ghost)

I can't stand him, someone kill Stephen (Kill Stephen, kill, kill Stephen)