I know that you know that everybody knows there's nobody quite like me

He said the she said, he wished I was dead…we'll just have to wait and see

When the day comes I'll be on my way

And when the night falls I'll be back again

Can you believe there's nothing to believe in…so I may be leavin' town

On the road, I'll never be told I need to slow my life down

When the day comes I'll be on my way

And when the night falls I'll be back again

Don't you wish you were the nice guy?

Don't you wish you could be mean?

It wouldn't be so nice if you were me

How dare a civilian call me the villain…should I take Gillen's side?

I live for the day they all hear me say join me or fucking retire

Don't you wish you were the nice guy?

Don't you wish you could be mean?

It wouldn't be so nice if you were me