The cows

They're sitting in a field

They're waiting to be killed

The rednecks don't care how they feel

But this cow stole the farmer's gun

Put bullet holes in everyone

And I don't think it's very fun

The cow got it's revenge this time

The farmer's harvesting their crops

But now they're gonna call the cops

The cows just stuck up for themselves

Cause it's his right to stay alive