[Announcer]

And now, Kim and Cookie

Cookie: Ring-Ring

Kim: Say hello Cookie!

Cookie: Hello

Kim: Girl, I got something to tell ya

Cookie: Spill it girl, spill it

Kim: Remember ol' boi, at the club...

Cookie: From last night?

Kim: Last night!

Cookie: What's up?

Kim: Went home with the mothafucka, now I'm thinkin I'm fittin' to goddamn get my ass to' up!

(Background singers: To' up!)

Kim: But girl...

Cookie: What?

Kim: Dick so short!

(Short!) (*Woman laughing*)

Kim: He came quick, he got his, I ain't get mine, I'm like: fuck!

(Fuck!)

Kim: You know you talkin' all that goddamn shit and you ain't shit!

Cookie: Girl, you got you a mothafuckin minute man!

Kim: A minute mothafuckin man

(Mothafuckin minute man!)

Kim: But it's all good you hear me? Cause before I goddamn left this mothafucka, I hit this mothafucka up for everything, you hear me! I'm talkin 'bout wallet, I'm talkin 'bout credit cards, money. And you know what, I was gonna hit the motherfucker up for his goddamn pistol but I ain't know how many mothafuckin bodies he had on, that mothafucka, you feel me!

(I feel ya!)

Cookie: Well it's all good

(Break!)