Equal Rights, Equal Lefts

[Chorus 1]

Equal rights, equal lefts

Fight for your right to exist

Equal rights, equal lefts

Fight for your right to exist

Equal rights, equal lefts

Fight for your right to exist

[Verse 1]

He called me a dyke

I called him an ambulance

I can make you famous too

But you tremble at the thought of that

I've seen more spine in jellyfish

That's an invertebrate, Google that

I've been in the shadows long enough

I got nothing to lose so I'm playing rough

So humdrum, so dumb

You picked a fight with the wrong one

You brought a butter knife to a tank fight

I put you on blast then fucked your wife

Weapon systems activated

Your ego's been deflated

All choked up you need a ventilator

She seemed so sweet I had to taste her

Let's get one thing straight, I'm not

Sex is art, I'm Basquiat

Love is love it can't be stopped

So go fuck yourself 'cause it's all you got

Go fuck yourself 'cause it's all you got

[Chorus 1]

Equal rights, equal lefts

Fight for your right to exist

Equal rights, equal lefts

Fight for your right to exist

Equal rights, equal lefts

Fight for your right to exist

Equal rights, equal lefts

Fight for your right to exist

Coming out swinging...

[Verse 2]

I am a pariah to every religion

It isn't a choice, but it is a decision

Come out of the closet

Break out of the prison

Love who you are

Let no one inhibit

Don't get in your way

Or make the mistake of living in fear for the rest of your days

So tighten your fists, and firmly say the follow the phrase;

[Refrain]

He called me a dyke

I called him an ambulance

I can make you famous too, but you tremble at the thought of that

He called me a dyke

I called him an ambulance

I can make you famous too, but you tremble at the thought of that

So go fuck yourself, this is all you got

[Verse 3]

Last but not least let me finish the story how I met your girl

And we fucked till the morning

Then she found religion in every position screaming "Oh God! ", and singing in hymnals

"Gay for a day", that's what she claimed, but that's what these chicks always say

She's calling my home, texting my phone, sending me snaps, and begging for more

So say what you say, do what you do, but I'll always get more pussy than you

I'll always get more pussy than you

[Chorus 1]

Equal rights, equal lefts

Fight for your right to exist

Equal rights, equal lefts

Fight for your right to exist

Equal rights, equal lefts

Fight for your right to exist

Equal rights, equal lefts

Fight for your right to exist

[Post-Chorus]

Fight for your right to exist (Coming out swinging)

Fight for your right to exist

[Outro]

One thing straight, I'm not

Sex is an art, I'm Basquiat

One thing straight, I'm not