[Verse 1]

I'm gonna tell a lie

Look you in the eye

I can't spin a truthful tale

So no use even trying

I drink 7 Up

Bubbles in the gut

Foaming up and undulant

An unpleasant surprise

[Verse 2]

If you pass me by

I might cross my eyes

I appear in the picture

Hanging from a vine

I am right at home

Reflected in your phone

You're gonna tell a gruesome tale

One text at a time

[Verse 3]

I'm gonna take a nap

Nestled in the crap

Lay upon the garbage rotting

Deep inside of you

I drink 7 Up

I smoke CBD

I'm gonna teach you how to be a fuckin' fool for free