[Verse 1]

A general answer

On the TV screen

All the bugs are buzzin'

In the spaces in between

[Chorus]

A goon in the daytime

A goon in the night

Oh, what am I doing?

I'm doing alright

A regular haircut

A sensible suit

A general idea

Of general pursuits

[Verse 2]

I please myself

With a baseball bat

I'm a mainstream bater

What they think about that?

[Chorus]

A goon in the daytime

A goon in the night

Oh, how am I doing?

I'm doing alright

A regular haircut

A sensible suit

A general idea

Of general pursuits

[Verse 3]

I was born in the future

And I died real poor

A bеautiful bastard

Laying on the kitchen floor

[Chorus]

A goon in the daytimе

A goon in the night

Oh, what am I doing?

I'm doing alright

A regular haircut

A sensible suit

A general idea

Of general pursuits

[Verse 4]

I hear the wire

A boy needs love

I've got some ice cream

Can you compete with that?

[Chorus]

A goon in the daytime

A goon in the night

Oh, what am I doing?

I'm doing alright

A regular haircut

A sensible suit

A general idea

Of general pursuits