[Verse 1: Yakko Warner]

It is statistically proven

That the sun rises up every mornin'

And even though if it's dark as in a pot

The night has no chance at all

[Chorus: Yakko, Wakko Warner]

Statistics are boring

Though it's very valuable

Let's not fall into our minds

It will sort itself out

(Statistics are boring

Though it's very valuable

Let's not fall into our minds

It will sort itself out)

[Verse 2: Yakko Warner]

When the dragons release stench from their noses

And John lurks for them in the bushes

Then the statistics do indeed predict

That the monster will have nothing to eat

[Chorus: Yakko, Wakko Warner]

Statistics are boring

Though it's very valuable

Let's not fall into our minds

It will sort itself out

(Statistics arе boring

Though it's very valuable

Let's not fall into our minds

It will sort itsеlf out)

[Verse 3: Yakko Warner]

So tell the thing to dear Sana

It purely depends on her, yeah

If the dragons' appetites don't let go

Then they would be a head shorter

[Chorus: Yakko, Wakko Warner]

Statistics are boring

Though it's very valuable

Let's not fall into our minds

It will sort itself out

(Statistics are boring

Though it's very valuable

Let's not fall into our minds

It will sort itself out)