[Spoken intro]

Your dirty Lugz

Like a black donation to the dragon on your tee

Give me your dirty Lugz

Like a black donation to the dragon on your tee

[Hook: Open Mike Eagle]

If you’re afraid they might discover your backpack past

Start trap rapping, do a bunch of coke

Grow a handlebar, do some more coke

There are a hundred ways to cover your backpack past

Do some heroin, start a bunch of bands

Do some more coke and some more heroin

[Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle]

I know it’s hard out there for a dinosaur

What you collect all those rare vinyls for?

Hall closet full of Timbs and Adidas stripes

When all you needs slim jeans and a tee tonight

Cause you done seen the light, and it’s a new regime

And there's so much fresh shit in the music scene

And staying current means fuck what it used to be

And what you used to like, you can choose tonight

Cause it’s all today, it’s such an awesome day

At least that’s what the dolls and the bloggers say

And what the top 40 jockeys have the callers say

Fuck a yesterday, dawg, throw it all away

Fuck a yes yaller, the DJ spins links in your web crawlers

The tumblr's called first church of the dead baller

It’s a dot net, is we hot yet?

Jpeg banner is a platter full of hot sex

Write think pieces all about context

Write op-eds, in a mock neck

Your favorite rap album hasn’t even dropped yet

[Hook]

If you’re afraid they might discover your backpack past

You can do some R&B

If you’re afraid they might discover your backpack past

Just make it all about your falsetto

[Verse 2: Has-Lo]

You wear huge shirts, such big jeans

Try some skinny ones, get a fitted tee

Mine's whitewashed plus I got 'em torn

It’s street though, I got boxers on

I done grown out of Gangstarr and Wu-Tang

All the girls here only like Gucci Mane

I don’t know 'em well but that’s rare taste

You can ask 'em on dates, but they all flake

That’s cool though, they got stuff to do

And I don’t care anyway, I just wanna screw

Step into the now, being such a prude

Drink a forty ounce, this’ll get you loose

Love free love, never dated anyone more than three months

I'm busy doing things, what’s more important

Got a pair of McFlys and a pair of Jordans

Keep retros, cop on the first day cause I gotta have it

Plaid shirt with the rosary, I’m not a Catholic

Christ head made of wood reading op-eds

And a think-piece on my fave dot net