[Verse 1]

Yeah, you can have it all, you can get the girl

And if you're short, be the tallest midget in the world

It's your orchard, no self-torture

Hold head high like the guy on the New Yorker

Though, that guy reminds me of slavery

I'll let that inspire me to bravery

Click Twitter read J Smooth and be the boy

YouTube for reruns of Freakazoid

Trying not to laugh or even talk a lot

People try to get shit done at the coffee shop

Good script, man; grab that Oscar

Don't settle for shrimp pans, have that lobster

But sit straight or you'll have bad posture

And turn into a hunchback and damn that's awkward

More rap advice, I'll open the coffers

You don't have to ask, I'll just offer

[Hook]

Believe me I understand

I lost a couple battles like MC Shan

Now my days go according to plan

Powerful man, universe man

This is not email spam

Or trojan malware that eats up ram

Just follow step one, step two then bam

Powerful man, universe man

And it don't cost three grand

You don't have to swear an oath to goat god pan

Don't need muscles or a situation tan

Powerful man, universe man

[Verse 2]

Go easy on the buffalo wings

Do your best to stay out of a Juggalo ring

Bring half the intensity Mark Ruffalo brings

And you'll do fine

A little Windex makes your school shoes shine

Or rock 'em all scuffed, the weird kids are artsy

The jocks are all tough

Had an X-ray and everything the doctor saw sucked

I still feel awesome

Unless I feel weird

I keep it confident for the sex appeal, yeah!

And walk like a king, a queen, if you're a lady

It all comes in time like the teeth of a baby

Just a little bit of bleeding and crying in between

After ill meals there's still appliances to clean

No, trash is in the blue, recycling in the green

Now go out there and be somebody

[Hook]

Believe me I understand

I lost a couple battles like MC Shan

Now my days go according to plan

Powerful man, universe man

This is not email spam

Or trojan malware that eats up ram

Just follow step one, step two then bam

Powerful man, universe man

And it don't cost three grand

You don't have to swear an oath to goat god pan

Don't need muscles or a situation tan

Powerful man, universe man

[Verse 3 -Serengeti]

Yo the principles of pleasure are "accept the universe's gifts"

GCI blaze the hits, stay cool, gangsta rule

Play the cards, take the shot

Try something least famliar

Hard like the wonder licker

Tribe in all sanscript

At least it's nice, breeze and dream

Woman that you met in France

Held hands while you dance

Imagination at a glance

Art house forewarns

This one's about a shopping clerk

Widow and a stepdad

Erotic like a golden lab

Kiss a little, eat your shoes

If you can stay and not peruse

Little poo's shoes, chartreuse

Tiny little kangaroos

From a village, feeling free

Energetic energy

Universal man, was that him?

Used to look damn

Yes it is, yes it was

Feeling so glum

Uncomfortably dumb, numb

Silly back then

Any place could be great, if you have a little grace

Paris could be boring, too, even Vegas in space, dog

Yo, be optimistic

Have fun like a bimbo

Smoother than a limo window

There's other herbs in in sento[?]

Plants that are cool, help children use words

And learn to use tools, infuses

Universal man, use it, do it

Be prepared for the end of times

Get amped, prepped

Have a little pep

Walk it off, calf cramped tight

Come on, fool, excellent source for companionship

I may be mules and fuel

There's stranger plants that are also cool

Universal man, truths

Plants that could be used as roofs and shoes

Chilling out the ranger rules

Scorpion, gold tail rings

Old Russian nicknames

Airplanes graveyard

Discovering lumbering

Singing and strumming, king-a-ling

Beautiful mall, meeting fling brings lean green things

Gah