[Chorus]

Everybody's rappin', everybody's sellin' clothes

Everybody's picture-takin', shootin' videos

In the city of LA, follow me is what the shirts say

'Cause every day in the city is everybody's birthday

Every day in the city is everybody's birthday

Everybody's rappin', everybody's sellin' clothes

Everybody's picture-takin', shootin' videos

In the city of LA, follow me is what the shirts say

'Cause every day in the city is everybody's birthday

[Verse 1]

Everybody has their own cupcake and twitter updates

Say I must make every event, but I'm slow on the uptake

And what makes me the target demo for your club date

I'm a nutcase displayin' an obvious what-the-fuck face

And what makes a dude promotor, a crew, and a host

[?]

When the music is over there's puke on the sofa

And he's stuck singing a sad ass song, choose the composer

In LA, the label promoter is just a code word for a broke herb

Trying to get the homies [?]

Live music or spoken word, the shadiness is observed

And pre-scale tickets, homie, you must be outcha 'burb, 'cause...

[Chorus]

Everybody's rappin', everybody's sellin' clothes

Everybody's picture-takin', shootin' videos

In the city of LA, follow me is what the shirts say

'Cause every day in the city is everybody's birthday

Every day in the city is everybody's birthday

Everybody's rappin', everybody's sellin' clothes

Everybody's picture-takin', shootin' videos

In the city of LA, follow me is what the shirts say

'Cause every day in the city is everybody's birthday

[Verse 2]

Make a wish birthday boy, don't let the [?]

[?]

A million cats in Los Angeles with dreams as lame as this

There's no communication just people schemin' on angles

Everybody's a label intern or movie catererin'

But their work resume is featherweight and paper thin

They all breakin' in the fame, but they wages stay the same

How you gon' win races, too busy stayin' in your lane

Play the game with your lame name droppin' I won't complain

But in the next rap election, I'm votin' for change

[Chorus]

Everybody's rappin', everybody's sellin' clothes

Everybody's picture-takin', shootin' videos

In the city of LA, follow me is what the shirts say

'Cause every day in the city is everybody's birthday

Every day in the city is everybody's birthday

Everybody's rappin', everybody's sellin' clothes

Everybody's picture-takin', shootin' videos

In the city of LA, follow me is what the shirts say

'Cause every day in the city is everybody's birthday