[Verse]

You used to count on jesus

Then ran out of fingers

Purple mountain magic

Costs a million dollars

And they don't take paypal

And my credit's ruined

Graduated college

Like a fucking moron

Signed an application

They gave me some plastic

And some funny glasses

Spent it at McDonald's

Like the one in WalMart

Or the student center

Pretty close to where they

Put out the applications

[Chorus]

And they don't run away

They go hide on the internet

And wait