[Intro: Open Mike Eagle]

Welcome, this is Crazy Ziggy's Stereo Emporium

Come on in, we're slashing prices

We're slashing prices all over the place

We got whatever you need, Kenwood, Sony, Pioneer, Fisher, RCA, Sharp

All comes with a money-back guarantee

And every component system comes

(One, two)

With the Auto Reverse!

[Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle]

Catch you up on the space station

My brain's heavy, it break pavement

Send invoices and make payments

Are you еnjoying your vacation?

The news story is late-brеaking

A pro tip: This is forty

That old shit, I miss it sorely

I wrote sick, but kicked it poorly

I'm the brick-and-mortar Rick and Morty

I'm a different sort of normie

Torched it, didn't try to warn me

Old rage is the best feeling

The rotation is west-leaning

Behind all smoke is the vote raising the debt ceiling

The whole nation is stress filming

That old Faces of Death feeling

I'm daydreaming of the golden ages

I'm day drinking out in Copenhagen

Making a living out of broken language

Pardon the soul, I'm motivated

Trying to hold the control is overrated

This old fragrance choking the whole situation

[Chorus: Open Mike Eagle]

With the Auto Reverse!

We got Sansui, Hi-fi shelf system, Dual tape deck

With the Auto Reverse!

Sports Walkman, bright yellow, waterproof

Bass boost

With the—

[Verse 2: Aesop Rock]

Ok, no known syndrome explained why his heart scan's shaped like a wishbone

Grab half, back away in slo-mo, snap, crack

Matter fact, give 'em both a Bacharach, you're out of gas

Daddy got a brand new plan for the Rambos

Hint: There's only one ampoule of antidote

They don't disappear without a ransom note

Meet 'em at the Dunkin' bring a dozen Michelangelos, pronto

Aes love a cold harsh winter

Over cozy, under glowing-in-the-dark star stickers on the ceiling

Feel the bargain bin Charles Dickens

My dinner goes, "Grandma, what large slippers"

It doesn't count unless you eat the heart

Same goes for the trope of a sleeping guard

Even the guy yelling, "make room, I know CPR"

Agree, that's gonna leave a mark, Mark

[Chorus: Open Mike Eagle]

With the Auto Reverse!

Realistic, 6-CD changer, two-way speakers

With the Auto Reverse!

Soundesign, alarm clock radio, Dual tuner

With the Auto Reverse!

[Verse 3: Open Mike Eagle]

Escape from the overseers

I finessed it like Mama Mia

I Confess, like Bahamadia

I play the wall like a special titan

I ain't a wizard, but I wrestle like him

The only wand I know detects metal items

That's a lie, I know hella spells

Hear 'em enough to tell 'em well

Fuckin' OMG, LOL, yeah

[Verse 4: Diamond D]

If it's real, then do tell

I shoot you the facts, Bill Beutel (Right)

Soon as you get jammed up, you tell (Snitch)

I call you KY, cause you gel (Ha, ha)

Arms and limbs mauled off

Fightin' for your life in the ambulance, hauled off

I'm up in the penthouse at the Waldorf (Right)

Everything is Wonderful, Paul Orndorff

Hell of a run, proud I'm touring

Wrapped in the finest linen, Shroud of Turin (Uh)

Fanbase solid from the crowd I'm luring (That's right)

Anything you touch smells loud of urine (Stink)

You out frontin' wit' ya boys tonight (Come on)

Fake Rolexes and moissanite

Ladies say the drip is ill, my voice is right

Pad is crazy, Spectre Rolls Royce is tight

Let's go