Mario Bros.

By OnlyOne

On Cult Classic

Released on May 6, 2012

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[Hook: OnlyOne]

I'm trying to see how far we go, and come up

To all my people in the barrio, what up!

I said if you a maricón then shut the fuck up

I said you can call me Mario... 1-up


[Verse 1: OnlyOne]

I said... give me a line like we love you

Give me mine: me plus you

If not, give me a five; three plus two

You getting me high; green mushroom

I'm the Ring Ruler, the King Koopa, you mean goomba

String you up, turn your brain to bean soupa

Smoothing wet to my family; dopeboy

You having sex with your family; Oldboy

The shit you say I don't believe it; Tolstoy

We smash bricks on blocks that's secret; gold coin

I used a turtle shell to kill a Venus Fly Trap

Then burned in Hell next to freezing ice caps

I'm calling Satan on my mobile phone

To tell him that I was a fallen angel now I'm going home

I got a fully loaded mag in my Kevlar

Cause federals got a red flag on my friend's car

Ducking anyone wearing a badge in my next charge

Five-hundred points—I raise the flag with the red star

You making power plays

But in our case we in outer space spitting power flower flames

It's ours now, you should be bowing out with grace

How does it taste?


[Hook: Illmaculate]

I'm trying to see how far we go, and come up

To all my people in the barrio—what up!

I said if you a maricón then shut the fuck up

Yeah! You can call me Mario; one-up!


[Verse 2: Illmaculate]

They lied to me, said I'll be paid in full

The pipe's with me, they'll be faded soon

I spiked the drink, now the tea's laced with shrooms

Which reminded me... Mario, we drank it too!

Ganja smoking with Luigi on the crib steps

Lava loaded sleeves as stinky as a pig's flesh

Speaking of they had to treat it like a bench press

And lift the charges, now it's all peachy like the princess

I call my lawyer on my mobile phone

Sure he knows I smoke but he assured me that I'm going home

Plus the DA look like Wario, I scored a star

Cause he ain't have a warrant, just a warning for me fore I go

The judge want me to honor that, but his court's a joke

I'll have Your Honor's mansion haunted before I'm ghost

Should've had more foresight as the story's told

Unload this boat, using this warp pipe to tour the globe

King Koopa said his music's better. He tried to lure me in but I ain't stooping all of his goombas' efforts

The boss bass'll get stomped flat if he want it

I'm using a super feather with a Tanooki suit together

I'm stupid, I'm using medic, holla back if you want a sack

I use the princess', I got it stashed in her Prada bag

The false bottom's where the chronic's at

The smokeout at Toad's house, a lotta hash and Piranha plants

Who want it? I'm far from mad, hungry I'm hogging cash

Pop while I rock a mask, I pull off and almost crash

Sniffing starters off the dash 'fore I'm palming ass

Frog splash in her bra, I throw the frog suit on and splash!

Hehe, yeah... you stupid man...