KRAB STICK - Intellectual

[Intro: Mr K, Optimus]

Well Optimus, The opps tried and failed to silence us

What do you think of that me boy?

Ugh, why am I still here when my planet needs me

No need to be hasty, we're only getting started

Oh fuck

[Verse 1: Sad Sponge]

Yo I'm in the Boatmobile I have returned

I see the fish in blue so I drop to third

Got a license but It's counterfeit

OSSL won't stop for shit

All the gangs tooled up ready for world war

Sniff big lines smoke only top drawer

Four wheel drive got Patty to the right

Bright lights in the sky ride till we die

I ain't gonna lie heat it up and I'm down for a dab

We clean this cash through the Krusty Krab

If you wanna talk shit better make it quick

Cos a squirrel in a dome says she wants this dick

You better watch your mouth or I'll swing your jawbone

Send your teeth to another timezone

Fuck the police and the ops and Megatron

I mean Pegatron

[Chorus: Sad Sponge, Patrick Stardawg, Mr K]

See us rising like the phoenix

Don't be in our way

I got a feeling

We'll be here to stay (alright!)

One Studio Session Later

Come and taste the flavour of my krab stick

My little krab stick

My smelly krab stick

[Verse 2: Mr K]

Suns out beaming

Lets get steaming

Grab a bag of cans It's that Friday feeling

If there's no hoes I am leaving

Cash at the trap got squidward dealing

Coke, and pills and weed

Benzos and Promethazine

Ket that kills it's guaranteed

Everything you fuckin need

[Verse 3: Squiddy]

Meet me round back of the Krusty Krab

Don't be a snitch little bitch or you'll get stabbed

I'm slinging narcotics

And they're exotic

Like my clarinet playing they'll make you psychotic

(oh yeah)