[Verse 1]

Sandy you’re in my daydreams

But this grill is so clean

So supreme

Please make me your prom queen

I know I can’t stop talking 'bout the patties

But your ass is kinda fatty

In that space suit

Who knew?

Who knew? (Who knew?)

But my spatula is new (Brand new)

Wanna see what it can do?

Between the patty flips and your science talk

I’m torn in two like a ship on a reef

I rock!

[Chorus]

I’m ready!

I’m ready!

Blow my heart up like confetti

I’m the sundae you’re the cherry

Give me blue balls make them heavy

I’m ready!

I’m ready! (I'm ready! I'm ready!)

Taking shrooms and gеtting messy

I think that I ate too many

[Verse 2]

I got something on my mind and it’s taking hold

I keep looking at this cheesе thinking of his holes

Take me back to better days

Jelly fishing smoking haze

Boatmobile back to your place

Eating up your mayonnaise

I bet that buck tooth bitch is blowing on his conch

Gonna put her in a rocket then I’ll watch the launch

So you can come right back to me

Tell Mr. Krabs you’ll need the week

I could be you’re little freak

Chocolate starfish hide and seek

[Chorus: Sad Sponge and Patrick Stardawg]

I’m ready!

I’m ready!

Blow my heart up like confetti

I’m the sundae you’re the cherry

Give me blue balls make them heavy

I’m ready!

I’m ready!I’ll kill Sandy, you’re my daddy

I love both your spongey patties

I’ll always need you so badly

[Outro: Sad Sponge and Patrick Stardawg]

(Oh Sandy)

(Oh SpongeBob)

(Oh Sandy)

(Oh SpongeBob)