[Intro: French Narrator, Sandy, SpongeBob & Optimus Prime]

One studio session later...

Sorry SpongeBob, he's got a fierce no singin' policy

That's quite alright, Miss Cheeks, as long as you don't have a fierce no partying policy!

This is a Bikini Bottom banger

[Chorus: Sandy]

The dance queen is a squirrel in the sea

With these boots not made for walkin', they're defyin' gravity

I'll be in your bubble blowin' dreams

In my dome, always a party, findin' romance in the deep

The dance queen is a squirrel in the sea

With these boots not made for walkin', they're defyin' gravity

I'll be in your bubble blowin' dreams

In my dome, always a party, findin' romance in the deep

[Verse: SpongeBob]

I'll drive, and I'll take you 'round town

In a sandwich, smoke seaweed for the comedown

I'm sure you've seen 'em all before

But I got these pills from Squiddy on a discount

This party's gonna be my last (Ooh)

I might just go out in a splash

Too much cash on me

Sandy, won't you be my girl tonight?

I get so lonely

Gary can't do what you do (Meow)

I just wanna see you

Put my nuts in your cheeks, then make me weep

[Chorus: Sandy & SpongeBob]

The dance queen is a squirrel in the sea

With these boots not made for walkin', they're defyin' gravity

I'll be in your bubble blowin' dreams

In my dome, always a party, findin' romance in the deep (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah)

The dance queen is a squirrel in the sea

With these boots not made for walkin', they're defyin' gravity (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah)

I'll be in your bubble blowin' dreams

In my dome, always a party, findin' romance in the deep

[Outro: Sandy & Optimus Prime]

Romance in the deep (Romance in the deep)

Confess through your [?] blaster

Romance in the deep (Romance in the deep)

Pretty cool, if you ask me