I fell in love with a squirrel in a tree dome

She took my heart hid it somewhere only she knows

I can’t wait for the summer and the seashore

I still remember it’s the first time that I saw her there

I smoke the conch just to stop these dreams

I toss and turn I can’t fall asleep

Cos you’re a slice of the surface that I need

Won't you take a chance on me

I’m just a sponge in a big wide world

If you wanna come with, just say the words

I’m ready (I’m ready!)

Fo the absurd (I’m rеady)

This is a Bikini Bottom Banger

I met a sponge at bikini bottom bus stop

I said hеllo and he taught me how to slut drop

I took his hand without a purpose or direction

We don’t owe anybody an explanation

I’ve packed my bag said goodbye to my tree

I love this town but it’s time to leave

Spongebob you’re the partner that I need

(let me show you Tennessee)

I’m a squirrel in a big wide world

And I wanna come with so I’ll say the words

I’m ready for the absurd

Oh Sandy, let’s go, I’m free

I’ve packed the finest seaweed

It’s so strong, trust me

The high will last for ever

And ever, and ever

The high will last for ever

And ever, and ever

Let’s smoke this conch together

Oh no! how do we tell Pat?

He’s gonna be so so sad

Can he fit in the trunk of the Patty Mobile?

Or should I let him take the wheel?

Those edibles are strong

Definitely shouldn’t let him take the wheel

I’m just a sponge in a big wide world

If you wanna come with, just say the words

I’m ready (I’m ready!)

Fo the absurd (I’m ready)

(ahhh)

I’m a squirrel in a big wide world

And I wanna come with so I’ll say the words

I’m ready for the absurd

I smoke the conch just to stop these dreams

I toss and turn I can’t fall asleep

Cos you’re a slice of the surface that I need

Won't you take a chance on me