Showdown

Oscar Myer weiner

Nasty fascist schemer

Another verbal offense

Another misdemeanor

Teasing in the playground the centre of attention

Throwing punches gather 'round it's after school detention

Sit up straight and pay attention

Sitting in the classroom waiting for the bell

Will there be another fight who can really tell yeah

Throw paper planes drive teacher insane

Running for the school bus and look who's already there

There's not a teacher in sight and everyone's all there yeah

I will not run and I will not hide

This is a matter of my pride

So I raise my fist and throw a punch yeah

Connecting with a bonejarring crunch

Sticks and stones will break my bones

But your names will never hurt me

(Repeat) x 2