[Verse 1: Liam, Louis & Niall]

Harry does fall a lot on stage

And he likes women of a certain a-a-age (OP's)

We were once five, and now we're four

I fell over playing golf and it was sore-or-or (Oh no Niall)

[Pre-Chorus: Harry & Liam]

Everyone in the world has seen us (Maybe)

But now we're taking a break

[Chorus: All]

Louis forgets all his words when we're singing

When Liam's phone bleeps it's Simon ringing

Everyone has a 1D doll

Now you know, oh oh, now you know

That's what makes us 1D